The ZombieTastic Film Review Archive
Films reviewed thus far:
All Souls Day (2005)
Score: 86
Verdict: It's not great, but at least there's nudity.
Review Originally Posted: 05/05/06
Blood of Ghastly Horror (1972)
Score: 40
Verdict: No blood, no horror, nothing ghastly...what's the deal?
Review Originally Posted: 08/24/07
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
Score: 81
Verdict: Not ZombieTastic, but worth watching so as to see a bunch of horny couples on
vacation battle the Zombie A-Team.
Review Originally Posted: 12/05/07
Cemetery Man (1994)
Score: 101
Verdict: Relentlessly weird, but in a thoroughly ZombieTastic kind of way.
Review Originally Posted: 03/09/07
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
Score: 89
Verdict: Hippies and zombies and pants! Oh my!
Review Originally Posted: 05/11/07
City of the Living Dead (1980)
Score: 60
Verdict: Should be avoided at all costs.
Review Originally Posted: 03/10/06
Day of the Dead (1985)
Score: 118
Verdict: Talky? Yes. ZombieTastic? Double-yes.
Review Originally Posted: 04/21/06
Dead Alive (1992)
Score: 110
Verdict: ZombieTastic, but should probably be avoided if you have a weak stomach and/or if
you're afraid of lawnmowers.
Review Originally Posted: 02/24/06
Dead Heat (1988)
Score: 61
Verdict: Its crappiness can be summed up in two words: Joe Piscopo.
Review Originally Posted: 03/24/06
The Dead Next Door (1988)
Score: 86
Verdict: Lo-fi, but enjoyable.
Review Originally Posted: 04/28/06
Fido (2006)
Score: 87
Verdict: Overly long, but worth a viewing.
Review Originally Posted: 12/18/07
FleshEater (1988)
Score: 52
Verdict: FleshEater? More like ShitEater.
Review Originally Posted: 06/22/07
The Grapes of Death (1978)
Score: 92
Verdict: A sore-popping, wine-chugging good time.
Review Originally Posted: 01/05/07
Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
Score: 88
Verdict: Not ZombieTastic, but almost mandatory viewing. If you can't enjoy a murderous
Nazi chasing a mulletted, soon-to-be zombified rock star with a weed whacker, then you
have no business hanging out at ZombieTastic.
Review Originally Posted: 04/07/06
Hell of the Living Dead (1980)
Score: 69
Verdict: Nothing says "scary" quite like "stock footage" does.
Review Originally Posted: 03/31/06
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
Score: 47
Verdict: Don't believe the hype--this movie is TERRIBLE.
Review Originally Posted: 05/19/06
I Eat Your Skin (1964)
Score: 70
Verdict: No eating, not much skin...what gives?
Review Originally Posted: 04/07/08
Land of the Dead (2005)
Score: 98
Verdict: Not quite ZombieTastic, but still of high quality, and important because it's the only
zombie movie bold enough to ask the question: what do zombies, British people, babies,
the elderly, and prairie dogs have in common?
Review Originally Posted: 06/08/07
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
Score: 71
Verdict: Technically unwatchable, but somehow still enjoyable viewing.
Review Originally Posted: 03/03/06
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Score: 99
Verdict: Worth watching, despite the hair styles.
Review Originally Posted: 03/17/06
Nightmare City (1980)
Score: 88
Verdict: Watching it is like making out with someone who's about to pass out, if that makes
any sense.
Review Originally Posted: 04/14/06
Plaga Zombie: Mutant Zone (2001)
Score: 97
Verdict: The most fun you'll ever have with intestines.
Review Originally Posted: 02/15/08
Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)
Score: 44
Verdict: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Review Originally Posted: 04/12/07
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Score: 111
Verdict: Totally ZombieTastic, and not just because of the naked graveyard dancing.
Review Originally Posted: 01/26/07
Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971)
Score: 96
Verdict: Not quite ZombieTastic, not the greatest zombie movie ever made, but enjoyable
and easily better than 90% of the zombie film library.
Review Originally Posted: 07/25/06
Undead (2003)
Score: 77
Verdict: Not so much good as it is thoroughly baffling, but at least it features a
three-barrelled shotgun.
Review Originally Posted: 02/16/07
Zombi 2 (1979)
Score: 120
Verdict: A ZombieTastic classic that pits zombies against sharks.
Review Originally Posted: 09/20/06
Zombi 3 (1988)
Score: 66
Verdict: They waited 9 years to make this Fulci/Mattei exercise in joint banality...couldn't they
have kept waiting?
Review Originally Posted: 03/07/08
Zombie Doom (1999)
Score: 34
Verdict: Easily, and without hyperbole, the worst zombie movie ever made.
Review Originally Posted: 07/07/06
Zombie Holocaust (1980)
Score: 64
Verdict: Despite featuring more cannibals than zombies and absolutely atrocious special
effects, it's still somehow not completely awful--just kind of awful.
Review Originally Posted: 01/25/08
All Souls Day (2005)
Score: 86
Verdict: It's not great, but at least there's nudity.
Review Originally Posted: 05/05/06
Blood of Ghastly Horror (1972)
Score: 40
Verdict: No blood, no horror, nothing ghastly...what's the deal?
Review Originally Posted: 08/24/07
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
Score: 81
Verdict: Not ZombieTastic, but worth watching so as to see a bunch of horny couples on
vacation battle the Zombie A-Team.
Review Originally Posted: 12/05/07
Cemetery Man (1994)
Score: 101
Verdict: Relentlessly weird, but in a thoroughly ZombieTastic kind of way.
Review Originally Posted: 03/09/07
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
Score: 89
Verdict: Hippies and zombies and pants! Oh my!
Review Originally Posted: 05/11/07
City of the Living Dead (1980)
Score: 60
Verdict: Should be avoided at all costs.
Review Originally Posted: 03/10/06
Day of the Dead (1985)
Score: 118
Verdict: Talky? Yes. ZombieTastic? Double-yes.
Review Originally Posted: 04/21/06
Dead Alive (1992)
Score: 110
Verdict: ZombieTastic, but should probably be avoided if you have a weak stomach and/or if
you're afraid of lawnmowers.
Review Originally Posted: 02/24/06
Dead Heat (1988)
Score: 61
Verdict: Its crappiness can be summed up in two words: Joe Piscopo.
Review Originally Posted: 03/24/06
The Dead Next Door (1988)
Score: 86
Verdict: Lo-fi, but enjoyable.
Review Originally Posted: 04/28/06
Fido (2006)
Score: 87
Verdict: Overly long, but worth a viewing.
Review Originally Posted: 12/18/07
FleshEater (1988)
Score: 52
Verdict: FleshEater? More like ShitEater.
Review Originally Posted: 06/22/07
The Grapes of Death (1978)
Score: 92
Verdict: A sore-popping, wine-chugging good time.
Review Originally Posted: 01/05/07
Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
Score: 88
Verdict: Not ZombieTastic, but almost mandatory viewing. If you can't enjoy a murderous
Nazi chasing a mulletted, soon-to-be zombified rock star with a weed whacker, then you
have no business hanging out at ZombieTastic.
Review Originally Posted: 04/07/06
Hell of the Living Dead (1980)
Score: 69
Verdict: Nothing says "scary" quite like "stock footage" does.
Review Originally Posted: 03/31/06
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
Score: 47
Verdict: Don't believe the hype--this movie is TERRIBLE.
Review Originally Posted: 05/19/06
I Eat Your Skin (1964)
Score: 70
Verdict: No eating, not much skin...what gives?
Review Originally Posted: 04/07/08
Land of the Dead (2005)
Score: 98
Verdict: Not quite ZombieTastic, but still of high quality, and important because it's the only
zombie movie bold enough to ask the question: what do zombies, British people, babies,
the elderly, and prairie dogs have in common?
Review Originally Posted: 06/08/07
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
Score: 71
Verdict: Technically unwatchable, but somehow still enjoyable viewing.
Review Originally Posted: 03/03/06
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Score: 99
Verdict: Worth watching, despite the hair styles.
Review Originally Posted: 03/17/06
Nightmare City (1980)
Score: 88
Verdict: Watching it is like making out with someone who's about to pass out, if that makes
any sense.
Review Originally Posted: 04/14/06
Plaga Zombie: Mutant Zone (2001)
Score: 97
Verdict: The most fun you'll ever have with intestines.
Review Originally Posted: 02/15/08
Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)
Score: 44
Verdict: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Review Originally Posted: 04/12/07
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Score: 111
Verdict: Totally ZombieTastic, and not just because of the naked graveyard dancing.
Review Originally Posted: 01/26/07
Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971)
Score: 96
Verdict: Not quite ZombieTastic, not the greatest zombie movie ever made, but enjoyable
and easily better than 90% of the zombie film library.
Review Originally Posted: 07/25/06
Undead (2003)
Score: 77
Verdict: Not so much good as it is thoroughly baffling, but at least it features a
three-barrelled shotgun.
Review Originally Posted: 02/16/07
Zombi 2 (1979)
Score: 120
Verdict: A ZombieTastic classic that pits zombies against sharks.
Review Originally Posted: 09/20/06
Zombi 3 (1988)
Score: 66
Verdict: They waited 9 years to make this Fulci/Mattei exercise in joint banality...couldn't they
have kept waiting?
Review Originally Posted: 03/07/08
Zombie Doom (1999)
Score: 34
Verdict: Easily, and without hyperbole, the worst zombie movie ever made.
Review Originally Posted: 07/07/06
Zombie Holocaust (1980)
Score: 64
Verdict: Despite featuring more cannibals than zombies and absolutely atrocious special
effects, it's still somehow not completely awful--just kind of awful.
Review Originally Posted: 01/25/08
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